Custom Shirts (NOTE: THESE ARE CUSTOM MADE SO THE DESIGN MIGHT BE SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT THEN PICTURED. ANOTHER NOTE: MOST SHIRTS COME ON EITHER BLACK OR WHITE, NO COLORS!):
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Music & DVDs:
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ScreamerClauz - Ritual Abuse (2011) 1. He's Watching You (Vocals By Ruby LaRocca) (MP3 Sample) | |
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ScreamerClauz - Maggot Baby (2006) Limited edition 12" picture disc! A1 Grandpa | |
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"The Alfred Alfer Mixtape by Emily Youcis!" "The world's internet & animation technology combined at just the right time in history to be placed in the hands of Emily Youcis, who since the age of 14 has been making original content infinitely better than the mainstream since 2005. And now, with the Alfred Alfer mixtape the masses will be able to enjoy I, Emily Youcis's, entire body of work, from Alfred Alfer, the despotic tyrant Dog of fast food, to schoolgirl Alfred, Alfred's sexy self-mutilating alter personality, to my crossing over to video using my own body in Smut Cave. Witness Alfred (And my) rise to fame and power, from Alfred's burger genocide and sex-enslaving Metalocalpyse to Emily Youcis's Tiger Mug, which is gaining fame at my real-life job, being the beloved Pistachio Girl at Citizen's Bank ark. So join Jesus, Trotsky, The Spelunker, G.G. Allin, Dubstep, Lavrenti Beria, Toki Wartooh, the dishwasher and self-pity and give me your money! It's more than a mixtape, it's a mind sodomizing adventure into hilarity and the depths of your soul!" DVD Features: - One and Half hours of bat-shit insane cartoons! Sample Video:
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SHIRT FAQ:
I don't Get It, What Are These?
These shirts are hand-painted by me (Jimmy ScreamerClauz) and are ONE OF A KIND.
Meaning you get exactly what's in the picture on the exact size and color
listed.
Did you use normal T-shirt paint?
No, it's acrylic paint which is permanent as well but not "traditional". Like
when Daddy smacks Mommy at the thanksgiving table and you're all like "hey Dad
knock it off I'M TRYING TO ENJOY TURKEY! BUT THIS GOD DAMN SHIRT FEELS FUNNY
BECAUSE SOME ASSHOLE ON THE INTERNET DIDN'T USE NORMAL SHIRT PAINT!!!" Then you
gotta go back to eating but the dinners all cold now.
...So like, can I wash this shirt?
Sure you CAN wash it. But SHOULD you? That's really a subjective question. I
mean the paint will never ever wash out. Acrylic paint is permanent and I paint
like a frustrated psychopath and pound the ink into it like I'm stabbing the
shirt to death. This leads to heavy layers of paint. For some reason there is
the most layers around the vaginas.... Anyway, it still might fade a little bit
but it won't break it washing it here and there. This is really a hard question
to answer because I wear stuff for like a month before I wash it, and even then
I don't do a great job. So lets compromise, wash it sometimes but not as much as
a professionally screened shirt.
How much are they?
The current price for shirts is $17 to anywhere in the USA and $20 to anywhere
not in the USA. and BOTH OF THESE PRICES INCLUDE SHIPPING!
So shipping is free?
Yeah sure, think of it that way if you want
Hey! I've seen that design before. they're not all ONE OF A KIND!
I WILL MURDER YOU. I will probably recycle designs I like but I'll never make
like a screen or anything. I will always paint them from scratch and probably
alter them slightly.
I really like that design but it's not in my size? Gee-wilickers what do I
do?
First of all you stop talking like some 50's sitcom pantywaist before I bitch
slap you. I mean, dear valued customer. I love you. Anyway, I just paint random
designs on random sizes so its hard to request something like that because I
can't promise you I'll be able to do it again (I'm not a very good artist). You can send me an email (screamerclauz@gmail.com)
with your request and I'll see what I can do. But if I'm backed up or working on
other projects I might not be able to do it :(
How come all the paintings seem to be off-center and
there are also random streaks of paint inches away from the actual painting?
Because.... uuuhhhh.... I DIDN'T GET ENOUGH ATTENTION FROM SUZY MCQUEEN IN THE
2ND GRADE AND NOW I HAVE ISSUES WITH LOVING MYSELF!!!!!!!
